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roadkill dress-up

(n) The practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists.

Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.

These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
We intended to spend next weekend's roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we'd first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.
by E. B. DeKalb March 14, 2012
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roadkill whore

A trashy girl who gets DP every week, and dresses like A slut.
“Yo, did you see Bryce’s side chick? Something was not right about her.”
“Oh bro, that’s a roadkill whore, he probably picked her up at that one alleyway strip bar in midtown.”
by Sof59bff December 16, 2017
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Sexy Roadkill

When someone shows up to a gathering looking like they died seven times on the way there.
Bro 1: Yo did you see Alice last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.
by The rebellious Amish August 21, 2016
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Roadkill

Lynn is such roadkill. She dutch ovens Lincoln. Punches him every time she sees a car (aka playing Auto Attack). And turns everything into a competition
by Hamtaro August 20, 2022
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Roadkill

(adj, prop. noun) Word describing a person who embodies the characteristics of roadkill.
Ahlers was hit by a car a few weeks ago, and will hence forth be known by the name Roadkill.
by Johnson's Daddy February 21, 2023
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Roadkill

Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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Pavement roadkill

When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.
I’m going commando today, my underwear is pavement roadkill.
by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
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