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Bush Ripe

How you refer to a foul smelling person who lives in the bush of Alaska who for lack of social interaction chooses to bathe on a monthly or possibly yearly basis.
Wow, that guy must be from Eagle, cause he is smelling Bush Ripe!
by Alaska Dave January 10, 2011
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ripe strawberries

During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible
Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.
by Tojasok March 26, 2008
mugGet the ripe strawberriesmug.

Ripe Bean

An aroused female. Slang for when her clitoris becomes engorged during sexual arousal, resembling a "ripe bean"
Woman: "lick my ripe bean"
by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019
mugGet the Ripe Beanmug.

Ripe Mathematics

1A veluptuate body. 2Full of afterthought with overstanding
by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004
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ripe for the picking

A single person who is available to date.
Don't be hitting on Marsha, man, she's ripe for the pickin' but you ain't no farmer!
by Mallory December 20, 2004
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ripe fruit

When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.

If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some

bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?

Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.

When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots

then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry

John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt

ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)
by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 18, 2017
mugGet the ripe fruitmug.

Ripe for the fuckin

something or someone that's ready to be fucked
"that chick is smokin"
"your damn right she is shes ripe for the fuckin"
by Amanda . October 12, 2008
mugGet the Ripe for the fuckinmug.

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