resting moron face

A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.

Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.

by Epic Dick April 9, 2018

Resting Douche Face

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.

While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.

by Valma DooDoo May 20, 2015

Resextionist

A friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals' in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.

Yo mang, I got like 7 booty calls this Saturday. Dave played resextionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.

by Rah rah roma ma gaga ooh la la December 9, 2009

Drunk Reset

A vomit that restores you to an earlier save point of soberness

"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."

"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."

"Oh, that's good."

"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."

"Yish, not again."

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

Repetitive Spaff Injury

Hand strain gained through excessive touching of the naughty naughty places.

"I did done spaff so much last night I got a case of Repetitive Spaff Injury! And it bloody hurts!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

Cultural reset

A single point in time that serves as a reference point to indicate a significant shift in popular culture. The point in time often refers to a specific real-world event that is tremendously influential, so much so that it profoundly affects and reshapes popular and mainstream culture. Usually, a cultural reset is promptly followed by a new Zeitgeist (which means "the defining spirit or mood of a particular period of history as shown by the ideas and beliefs").

Trump winning the 2016 election is a clear-cut example of a cultural reset. After this point in time, pop culture became increasingly more fixated on politics and social justice. Internet memes went through a complete terrible overhaul. Pop music began to shift from inspirational to silly frivolous tunes (both musically and lyrically). And people have started adopting a more critical view towards what they read on the news.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 23, 2021

resting drug dealer face

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.

Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."

by Homeslice1 April 27, 2014