fuck-in relations

live-in relations. (Those who are in live-in relations definitely engage in sex. Then why not call it fuck-in relations?)

They have been in fuck-in relations for years.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 13, 2014

Zombical Relations

Sexual relations among zombies; any act of sexual intercourse between two or more undead beings.

Dude 1: Hey man, those zombies are fuckin'.
Dude 2: Leave 'em alone. They're having zombical relations.

Undead Bill Clinton: I did not have zombical relations with that undead woman.

by Richard Slick February 26, 2009

textual relations

talking about having sex, or any other sexual acts with the person you are texting as if they were happing right then.

Nick: i would lick you and then i would eat you out.

Molly: then i would give you a blow job and then we would fuck.

Nick: i want you soooo bad!

Nick (to his friend): me and molly totally had textual relations last night!

by baby loveeeee June 23, 2008

related topic

A topic related to the subject at hand

Consult a related topic if need be.

by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008

Relation Constipation

It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.

Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"

Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."

by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009

Phone Relations

This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.

Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.

by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009

International Relations

When you fuck a foreigner.

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

by archimedest July 27, 2006