Relapse Bomber

When Old Timers send in Chronic Relapsers to fuck with someone and say their being of service.

He's lucky I didn't through my certification on the ground and whoop his ass for letting those Relapse Bombers in my Class/office.

by 12stepornostep May 5, 2021

Relapsed

A guy after he masturbation.

Person 1: Finally! Here comes John.
Person 2: He looks totally relapsed, dude.
Person 1: Yeah, he's addicted to something he called Futa x Futa. I don't even know.

by FutaxFutaDude May 4, 2022

triple relapse

When the penis goes numb 3 times in the span of 30 minutes. A triple relapse can lead to amputation, blindness, deafness, or even death. Often cause by masturbation, see an doctor if you have any symptoms such as low sperm count, pain in the urethra, pain in the prostate, or swelling.

(A) dude I think I just triple relapsed
(B) oh shit dude that sucks anyways what do you think of Muslims?
(A) what the fuck dude.... I’m gonna die

by That.Kidd.Fish August 23, 2021

Quad Relapse

When the entire body goes numb and the penis loses circulation. Often caused by mass masturbation, a quad relapse is a sign of your blood flow slowing down and stopping. Symptoms of a quad relapse: numb penis, numb legs, numb arms, ringing in the ears, blood flowing out the penis or the eyes.

(A) Fuck man.... I just quad relapsed
(B) get fucked little pussy
(A) I hope your family burns in the pit of hell along with hitler

by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021

Infinity Relapse

When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.

(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too

by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021

relapsations

When you have numerous / multiple amounts of relapses.

I had some "relapsations" last night.

by ;l,mkonjhiobhugftyrty January 13, 2025

relapse

a) eventually starting masturbating again, after having once been able to stop masturbating, b) eventually restarting doing things that you've not done in a while

After a few months of self-control, I faced a relapse and found myself struggling to stick with my commitment to abstain from masturbating.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025