Reef Dick

A venereal disease that leaves your dick looking like a coral reef. There is no known cure.

Tyrone: "Hey, girl, TTD."

Sara: "Ew, gross. You got that reef dick."

by coco biotches 69 March 15, 2011

Reef Donkey

A amberjack that swims around reefs or sunken boats off the coast of the Outer Banks.

The Jackass of the sea.

The hardest fighting fish this side of Oregon Inlet.

Someone who really pisses you off at work.

A hard headed son of a bitch.

Dude, your a fuckin reef donkey, i hope you catch herpies.

by Mann Jr October 30, 2007

reef tank

a saltwater aquarium, housing fish and corals. Usually the best way to get divorced became a reef tank cost more than the mortgage of the house.

fuck, did you hear how Jason's wife divorced him after he bought that new reef tank?

by creative pseudonym 123 December 23, 2019

Reef Monkey

Originally an online saltwater aquarium forum, Reef Monkey is now a t-shirt, sticker and swag company selling through Etsy.com The Reef Monkey is someone that appreciates humor, saltwater, surfing, Toyotas, and perhaps irony.

I hung out with that surfer, dude was a total Reef Monkey. Spent all day on the waves.

by definer222222 February 25, 2019

Reef-diculous

Upon seeing a large amount of reefer, one almost shits himself/herself.

Tom: I just picked up 18 pounds of alabama kush

Joe: That's Reef-diculous!!!

Tom: Hell yeah! Now lets smoke this shit!

by The-Rev April 11, 2010

Coral Reef

Coral Reef is rhyming slang for Queef which means to Fanny Fart

Marlene have you just done a "coral reef ? There was a down turn in the wind and i can smell it from here.

by Grimey1988 December 2, 2009

reef rash

An injury to a surfer after they get dragged across a reef.

Nick had major reef rash on his arm after he hit that reef off the point.

by Andrea May 6, 2005