Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.

Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

by bloody penguin November 7, 2011

v-rection

When a girl gets so horny, it shows.

"hey jyll, i know how to play that jason mraz song on the guitar."

"oh my god, i think i just got a v-rection!"

by maximusanton January 18, 2010

rejection

Rejection is an avoidable part of life. Nevertheless, rejection is a very painful experience. But life would be very boring without it. A person that has never experienced rejection is a sheltered little fuck with a perfect life; someone who has never had to work hard for anything. A person that is a stranger to struggle, pain and rejection is not worthy of respect. Even those people with "perfect" lives that never experience rejection are miserable. Look at any young rich celebrity; they're all strung out on all types of substances. Rejection is an experience that makes us all stronger. The world is a hard and cold place. Not getting the girl or guy of your desires or not getting to live the life you want will only give you the inspiration to try harder and improve yourself as a person.

I'm 26 years old and I have experienced rejection my entire life. But every time I look in the mirror I think "Damn, I am one handsome lucky bastard..."

by Hold Your Head October 23, 2008

sexy reaction

An erotic pachinko game.

For every sexy action there is an equal and opposite sexy reaction.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ October 12, 2003

Reductio al Gore

Reductio al Gore is the argument tactic of dismissing all the science and evidence in support of man's contribution to climate change by invoking the name of Al Gore. It is a type of logical fallacy.

"I don't care that 97% of climate scientists support climate change because Al Gore makes money and I don't like Al Gore. Therefore, climate change is a hoax."

"Is that the best you can do? You don't have evidence, just a Reductio al Gore."

by jdubhub68 May 20, 2014

Cerebral Seduction

The act of seducing someone using intelligence and wit, rather than looks and flattery.

Cerebral seduction transpired via his unique perspective on the Middle East conflict and his witty retorts to the peanut gallery, who disagreed with his viewpoint.

by Fi-Toronto October 18, 2009

Eh rection

A sub-par erection

Her ass wasn't that nice, it just gave me an eh rection

by Eatmadirt March 16, 2015