reted

n.

A complete moron whose real name is Edward, but is called Ted because "the" misspelled (teh) Ed when slurred into one word is Ted.

Ted is a reted

by Startropics20X6 December 8, 2003

Beat it like a rented mule

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

by Ebin October 29, 2002

captain recedo

bearing witness to a man or woman with a receding hair line

mate, check out captain recedo.

by Fin Gunn August 7, 2007

get recked

getting roasted so bad your tongue turns green
or failing reaaaaaaaaaaaly bad

* girs trips on her face before she has to take school pictures*

boy walking by: haha get recked

girl 1: I'm cool
girl 2: no you're not

girl 1: fine I guess I'm hot

Post Malone: get recked

by cauilou April 14, 2019

rented stray

A horn dog; some-one or -thing that is highly sexually aroused and willing to please. Coined by Pat Hillegass of the CBOT in a 2005 poem. Rentedstray.com was the resulting inside joke page.

She jumped him like a rented stray.

by BC February 24, 2005

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

Recked

Slang term used for getting extremely drunk

I got recked up town

by Monkey_Leesh March 28, 2015