rectal flight

Gaseous matter expelled from a near-dead, or stone-cold dead person. Worst smelling fart ever! Dead-guy farts, gas, near-dead farts, pre-afterlife gas.

Karen was shocked by the overwhelming odor of the rectal flight in room 44B. Dead guy farts live and breathe.

by navonod April 12, 2009

Rectal Magician

A young man having the capability to slip in his magic slong in to your brown bottom top hat
Or in layman terms sneaky anal trashing

My father was a great rectal magician

He didn't even notice him slip it in, he must be a rectal magician

by Potato Gremlin >w< June 9, 2015

Reitard

An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.

''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?

by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019

Rectal Prolapse

A rare condition that occurs when the lower end of the large intestine (the rectum) slips outside the anus.
Whereas there is no known cause of ass hanging disease, there are risk factors that are believed to increase the chances of experiencing inside out ass.

Risk factors include-

Child BIrth-

Straining While Having a Bowel Movement (Not confirmed, but most people experience the prolapse while straining.)-

Chronic Constipation-

Rough Anal Play-(AKA non-consensual sex, or not preparing enough)

Taco Bell.

Symptoms would be well...you would fucking know if your ass was fucked up.

My Number One God Damn Fear Is Rectal Prolapse

Literally no one asked for this but then again who the fuck asked for Logan Paul

by Stonkle September 21, 2021

Analogue rectal exam

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

Wormy Remtard

That one guy who after a few too many bevvies thinks it's a good idea to impress others by doing the worm

'Oh jeese wormy remtard was at it again last night'

by C-0-2 August 10, 2017

auto cat rectal

Autocorrect. From an early and possibly apocryphal iPhone example.

Damn you, auto cat rectal.

by thermidor August 21, 2014