Quiff

Revamped version of 70s style coiffure haircut involving at least two rat tails.

If your hairstylist recommends a quiff, kill him.

by Wifey McBeatey May 16, 2007

Quiff

comming from the word Quief, a fart comming from a mangina that leeks out poop.

i quiffed in my pants because i had to shit really badly

by maddowg1356 October 20, 2009

quiff

An Insult To A Women Or Whoever The Fuck You Want To Insult

The Fuck Anna You Fuckin Quiff(in context to a girl); Dylan You Fuckin Quiff(in context to a guy); Kevin You Fuckin Quiff(not quite sure)

by nick@cheno December 20, 2003

Quiff

An extremely aggravating and annoying person, usually mean spirited

"Tracy ratted me out to the boss. What a fucking quiff!:

by Andyman January 24, 2003

Quiff

Quiff: Ultra cool (not super gay)

Man that guy sure is Quiff (Ultra cool)
That guy aint Quiff(ultra cool) he's wendle(ultra gay)

ALL OTHER MEANINGS THAT ARE OFFENSIVE ARE WRONG!!!

by Mike mc'nanor July 12, 2006

penis quiff

After male ejaculation that gets into the pubic hair region which makes it sluggy and starts shaping the pubes

Lol look at the penis quiff on that , ur such a loser

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

quiff stain

Quiff stain is when a female vagina fills up with air from propetual thrusting and one good pump and the air escapes around the shaft of the penile instrument and if you extract the penile instrument and the air does not escape it will later on and as the air escape the vaginal crevase the excess semenal liquid escape like diareah into the undergarments there for leaving a "quiff stain"

It is used to deter predators when they peel the panties off and it looks like your spreading a grill cheese sandwhich "quiff stain" s are just wrong

by Longdongvagidist May 2, 2016