Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla

Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"

by SpanishQuickie September 18, 2020

Sauerkraut Quickie

Any sexual act, pick up line, or flirtatious behavior, either heterosexual, homosexual, or any other form of ‘sexual’, where a person can successfully convince their partner that if they can last two minutes until ejaculation, it’s not a ‘quickie’.

I promise you Baybay... come back to my place! This ain’t gonna be no Sauerkraut Quickie honey... you might even get the full two minutes if you play your cards right

by AxisRadio August 6, 2021

Chocolate Quickie

The act of shitting in a sink while all the bathroom stalls are being occupied by someone(s) else.

"Did you hear Joey had to perform a Chocolate Quickie since all the stalls were taken up?"

by STlNE March 18, 2022

fire drill quickie

During a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have sexual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. If done correctly nobody will ever find out about your actions.

Matt: Dude where were you during that fire drill today?
Jeremy: My girlfriend and I did a fire drill quickie. We fucked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. It was epic.

by eg3311 December 31, 2011

quickie

A quickie is a very quick paced version on normal sex. while normal can be long and go on for hours you dont exactly want to go that long for a quickie. with a quickie you can do it any where any time. the basic rules of a quickie are:

1. find a secluded place in a spontainious place.

2. quick 10 - 15 minute session of sex.

3. cut out more if not, all the forplay.

that simple really

out on the town having a drink with friend, you get a horny feeling inside and cant be bothered treking home incase the feeling goes, quick nip to the loo and walk out 10 - 15 minutes refreshed and energized

by Jay master June 1, 2005

Wiki Quickie

Quickly searching something on Wikipedia. Wiki Quickies are particularly useful when talking about a challenging subject online or over the phone. A quick glance at the Wikipedia page pertaining to your subject will easily and discretely give you the upper-hand in a debate, or will simply make you look smarter.

Person #1: (while putting away laptop or iPhone) "Did you know that the smallest house in the world is only 5.49 square meters in size?"

Person #2: "Woah! I had know idea. How did you know that?"

Person #1: "Wiki quickie, baby!!"

by David Schwartz April 15, 2008

Quickie

When a penis slips into a pussy for some quick pleasure

Kiersten : Wow Jake your pant's have a big buldge in them!
Jake : Yeah it happened when you bent over and I saw your pussy lips!
Kiersten : Well I didn't have any clean panties to wear this morning!
Jake : Well that just makes it eaiser for me to get in a Quickie!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Slide your big cock in me!

by SlopNChop November 5, 2017