Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.

Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!

by UCRKID January 5, 2010

Queening

The act of a woman acting, looking, behaving as a queen. Often used in Black culture.

Black women earning PHDs- queening!

by Cultured February 26, 2018

queering

queering is a sport in which you question peoples sexuality from a car window

Mag: "look at that wankster what is he wearing"
Jen: This looks like a queering(Yell out window) "QUEER"

by McBee August 10, 2006

Queening

All Canadian citizens can call 1-800-OCANADA and order 5 portraits of the queen, they are entitled to this. Queening is the next step after getting a girl in bed. Once you have that bitch wrapped around your finger, you get her to call up the hotline, order up the queens and when they arrive you have her give them to you; taking what's entitled to her. Then you leave her, for good. It's an emotional forgery that was created for the sole purpose of getting these pictures.

Can be used in past tense as "queened"
e.g. "I totally queened that girl I met on new years."

"Yo, are you still dating that one girl?"
"Dating, no I was just queening that bitch"
"Awe, fuck yeah"
"Yeah bro, got the portraits and now I have her majesty looking over me in the bedroom AND the bathroom"
"Word"

by jacwa123 January 14, 2014

Queening

Advancing upon a female adversary and resting ones cock and balls upon their head in a tiara fashion.
The final touch is considered victory sauce which is obtained after ejaculation.

Hey man you busy?

Kind of, I'm busy queening Abbey

by DreCon February 22, 2010

queening

The act of being a drama queen. Male or female.

We are in the hotel but Bobby Cross is being such a drama queen. Let's go back to my room. There's no queening down there. Stop queening.

by Cookeville February 23, 2011

queering

To have forcible anal sex with another man while holding him down. (like in the movie Deliverance)

Ike and Billybob gave the Yankee a good queering for trespassing on their property.

by J Dogg June 27, 2003