Poonaramic Vision

When someone hasn't got laid in a while, their vision is said to become "Poonaramic". A typical symptom of poonaramic vision is when everything they see reminds them of their lack of action.

Dude 1 - "Look at Michael, hes fully gone insane, going for everything and anything"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

Phonationship

instances in which individuals engage in relationship-like activities over vast distances through the medium of the phone, computer or other digital media, generally with individuals that have only met a few times.

The use of sexting and phone sex has vastly improved the longevity of many phonationships world-wide.

Hey, are you still having a phonationship with that dude you met in Cancun last year?

by TreatYourLife January 24, 2011

Plona

Adjective. Being inordinately tired, hungry, and angry (in that order), perhaps even so much as to slap a bald man in the face for an incident as minute as not using a coaster on a shitty coffee table.

Young Timothy was so plona, he even slapped the glasses off of this old man!

by Bill Stansberg October 15, 2006

poonafish

Discovered in the early 1800's by Ethipian muff-divers off the coast of the Vaginal Islands, south of Cape Clitoris. The poonafish is a rather foul smelling fish related to the bearded clam. It can only be found in tropical waters and may be infectious.

Arnelda, realizing he was quite famished, walked down to the corner store to fetch himself a poonafish sandwich. He was later diagnosed with ghonnasyphilherpelaids.

by poop December 22, 2004

Poonana

Polite way of talking to a little girl about her vagina, pussy.

Grown ups have Poontang. Little ones have Poonana

Did you wash your poonana good.

by Stimpy November 5, 2003

phonaphone

phonaphones are words which can spelled using the same combination of letters on a touch-tone telephone.

a.k.a. phoneaphone

'good' is a phonaphone of 'home'.
On a telephone keypad, both are spelled '4663'.

by ambiguator March 27, 2008

PONA

Acronym : Pounding Orifice of Nice Asian. Those with la girthy penis and an Asian fetish who always seem to find the asain at the bar no matter how attractive or disgusting she is. Usually done while on a business trip or away from the wife. Asians are notoriously tight "lipped" so the getting the girth vader penis in is a challenge. When done correctly her vagina should say "feed me Seymour" (search this phrase in google images, you'll find the one)

Kris: how was your trip to Orlando?

Mat:I had my way with a very tight Asian.
Kris: so you engaged in PONA?

Mat: I am the PONA king!!!!!

by Panhandles kinks March 29, 2013