pittsburgh pitchfork

The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.

Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?

Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.

Me: .....

by frankie67 December 8, 2013

Pitchform

A pitchform is the modern day weapon of the twitterati. It replaces the pitchfork of yesteryear's angry mob.

Nobody pays real attention to the pitchform wielders anymore.

by SB Nation's BlackCats January 6, 2017

pitchpork

When your friend is idiot but you admire him all the same.

Mate I love you but your a total pitchpork

by The sorcer tim September 23, 2019

leah pitchford

a wonderful one of a kind girl who has the cutest laugh. is a great role model and a great asset to other people!

she is also extremely beautiful but she doesnt know it!

man, leah pitchford is the sexiest girl man

by one polish boi February 16, 2021

Yesterday's Patchwork

Something that happened the day before you don't want to discuss. Usually used ironically.

Person 1: Hey, do you remember when you..........
Person 2: THAT WAS YESTERDAY'S PATCHWORK!!

by Pie In Box November 30, 2019

pitchfork effect

A cognitive bias in which a subject is judged negatively as a whole based on a single and often circumstantial component. The opposite of the halo effect.

Bob: You’re going to see the new Sex and the City movie? That’s going to suck!
Kate: No, it isn’t. It’s just you and the pitchfork effect.
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Bob: You listen to Lady Gaga? How about listening to some real music for once?
Joe: I could care less about your taste in music; that’s just a pitchfork effect.

by ReverseHaloEffect July 4, 2010

pitchforkable

freakishly ugly and scary

That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.

by caseman7 June 4, 2009