pootista

A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.

David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"

Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."

David: "You pootista."

by ninjaFeet May 27, 2011

Poutine Fries

Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.

Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.

by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013

Pootie Sauce

(n.) The wetness that a pussy produces during intercourse.

Damn girl, My dick is dripping with your pootie sauce.

by Bonk Treat July 13, 2010

Poting

The act of delving ones face into another's bosom.

*At party*
Guy 1 :"Hey where the hell is Sam?"
Guy 2 :"I think he's off poting Nicole"

by BlackHawkDownie June 18, 2011

Pootisjoot

When an engineer Refuses to heal its teamMates and Just does a laugh taunt when a team mate dies

All the engineers are a pootisjoot

Hey lets be a pootisjoot

I hate those pootisjoot's

I love those pootisJoot's they aint doing anything on the enemy team

by whistony wisey January 28, 2018

swang potion

an alcoholic beverage that will fuck you up (hard liquor)

hey ben, pass that swang potion

by sillyrabbit92 July 29, 2009

DaBaby Potion

so like you drink it and you become da baby

guys i drank DaBaby Potion last night less goo

by Kari_Kinsun July 7, 2021