Zirconium Pants

A slang term for very fancy and/or expensive pants.
The term created and popularized by the musical group 'Tally Hall'.

Person A: Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants!
Person B: they're consequential enough to slip you into a trance!

by BaklavaMcFunny October 16, 2021

Bus Pants

They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.

This term was first seen on an episode of The Big Bang Theory titled "The Bus Pants Utilization".

Sheldon: All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.
Leonard: What the hell are bus pants?
Sheldon: They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.

by Mr. Oxford Comma January 7, 2011

hunnie pants

girlfriend with a sweet ass and is AWSOME

Kaitlyn is my hunnie pants, she grinds me mad good and gives me uber dome

by Thezone December 18, 2006

Wank Pants

pants worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his Wank Pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to nutt on his chest

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants

by margrette sees January 18, 2013

Sneaky Pints

The act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. The best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you're attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an Irish pub.

1 pm Thursday afternoon:

Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"

Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"

3 pm Friday afternoon

Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"

Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"

by elricochico September 17, 2014

Swish Pants

A style of pants, typically worn by school kids, gym rats and street people, that make a swishing sound as you walk.

Mike wasn't allowed to enter the bar because he was wearing swish pants.

by Willy Pom June 11, 2008

pants on head retarded

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.

Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.

by IamKenny April 14, 2010