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Lil Pump

A little boy that put Air Heads Xtremes in his hair, decided it looked good, and left it there. He has the I.Q. of a jellyfish and made "Gucci Gang," a song about selling lean and drugs to high schoolers.
Bro, are you stupid? You sound like Lil Pump...
by BeanBoyJerry February 24, 2018
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Hungry Pumpkin

Hungry Pumpkin is a cheap game featuring a very strange and quite ugly pumpkin, who walks into your restaurant claiming, “I’m very hungry!”

You then have to feed him the food he requests. The game is incredibly cheap, and the pumpkin can often be seen doing impossible things like eating the whole cup when he says “give me the coffee.”

If you give him the wrong food, he is very rude, throwing the food onto the floor and screaming, “NO! I DONT WANT THAT!”
Joe’s computer: “I’m very hungry!”

Bob: Joe... are you playing Hungry pumpkin..? -.-
by EllaSunder January 19, 2018
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pump a parakeet

This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.
That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!
by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017
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pumpkinizing

Becoming sleepy and needing bedtime visibly, especially when talking about events that might occur past your bedtime.

From Cinderella's "turning into a pumpkin" at a certain hour, here we have events that certain people generally don't get to because it'll interfere with their bedtime.
We tried getting reservations to <snazzy restaurant>, but they only had a slot at 10pm, which we gave up because Autumn starts pumpkinizing around then.
by whydoIhavetocreateaname April 7, 2009
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smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue
"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"
by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009
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sick pump

when you work out and the blood goes to your biceps.
Some douchebag: Woooow bro, check out ma sick pump. Look how big these babies are.
Kisses both biceps*
by Sashi69 November 20, 2018
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Dumpster Pump

Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.

Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.
"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"
by Potatogenic June 8, 2019
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