An African-American adult film actor who is A self-proclaimed Porn Legend. Pumper is known for his 'roid physique, an average penis size and (usually most of the time) not so attractive female partners.
" God, I hate that Brian Pumper dude, he's kinda cocky, he acts like he's been in the business for so long..."
by TT Boy3 April 11, 2010
Get the Brian Pumpermug. 
Why do you call yourself the Pussy Pumper?
T.I.: That’s what the ladies call me. Actually, ever since the song came out, that’s what the ladies like to call me. Pussy Pumper #1. I always had a way with the ladies, and when I went to work with Pharrell he came up with that name.
T.I.: That’s what the ladies call me. Actually, ever since the song came out, that’s what the ladies like to call me. Pussy Pumper #1. I always had a way with the ladies, and when I went to work with Pharrell he came up with that name.
by standupguy September 18, 2008
Get the pussy pumpermug. Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.
It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.
It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.
Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."
by Huevon June 19, 2010
Get the Cum Pumpermug. by sbo April 28, 2011
Get the pole pumpermug. by notazure June 2, 2010
Get the pony pumpermug. The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.
An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.
by Soupskin November 10, 2013
Get the pumper stumpermug.