Afghan Pullout

When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.
Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.
by Mr. Penguin's Penguin October 14, 2021
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The Ernst Pullout

When you use a wholesome reason (something Ernst Kirchsteiger could have done on his show) as a legit excuse to not follow a potential hookup home.
Last weekend when Alex's horny coworker wanted to take him home, he declined because he wanted to have his own coffee in the morning. He did The Ernst Pullout.
by Dr Panini July 29, 2018
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The Ernst Pullout

Saying no to sex because of a wholesome reason.
-Did you hear that Alex did The Ernst Pullout?
-What did he do?
-He said no to his hot coworker that wanted to take him home, because he wanted to drink his own coffee roast next morning...
by Dr Panini August 07, 2018
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the failed pullouts

a unique group of friends, who cherish and help each other out in the good and the bad. Bitches at school hate this group...why you may ask well cus they live off drama and they just mad they can’t stay with one bestie😌
I wish I had the failed pullouts with me rn:(
by Coochiedestroyer999 May 25, 2021
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Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.
Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout
by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017
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santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.
John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.
by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019
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The afghan pullout

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.
She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".
by Viking_Bryan November 03, 2021
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