When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.
Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.
by Mr. Penguin's Penguin October 13, 2021
Get the Afghan Pullout mug.When after blowing your load inside of her and she's close to cumming but not that close, you pull out abruptly and with no warning, leaving her feeling empty and unsatisfied with thousands of displaced sperm left to die. Also known as the Biden Pullout.
She tried to wrap her legs around me but I was late for work so I gave her the Bagram Pullout and ran.
by Notforlackoftrying June 4, 2024
Get the Bagram Pullout mug.When you use a wholesome reason (something Ernst Kirchsteiger could have done on his show) as a legit excuse to not follow a potential hookup home.
Last weekend when Alex's horny coworker wanted to take him home, he declined because he wanted to have his own coffee in the morning. He did The Ernst Pullout.
by Dr Panini July 29, 2018
Get the The Ernst Pullout mug.-Did you hear that Alex did The Ernst Pullout?
-What did he do?
-He said no to his hot coworker that wanted to take him home, because he wanted to drink his own coffee roast next morning...
-What did he do?
-He said no to his hot coworker that wanted to take him home, because he wanted to drink his own coffee roast next morning...
by Dr Panini August 7, 2018
Get the The Ernst Pullout mug.When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.
John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.
by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019
Get the santa barbara pullout mug.A method of "pulling out" invented by a local from Avtokomanda in which it insures a 100% success rate in said act. The method differs from the standard by emptying out your reserves before sex and then while in the act said person would pull out and ejaculate on his Mercedes car seat, ensuring that the woman is not pregnant and giving a new varnish to your leather seats.
by MilfGuard August 30, 2021
Get the The Avtokomanda Pullout mug.While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.
by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021
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