Puffball

What to call someone if there 400 lb in their first year of high school.

Wow. That man is a puffball.

by The cookie monster 1234445 April 15, 2020

Puffball

Bad breath

She was pretty cute until I started talking to her. She had a real puffball. Glad I didn’t kiss her. Almost knocked me off my feet.

by Rib I January 3, 2022

Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball

Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.

That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!

by not the real raspy June 16, 2016

puffalump

A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.

I humping the heck out of the puffalump.

I cummed in a puffalump really hard.

by Big Man January 15, 2005

puffball

Puffball is a generic non-newbie online user, in a social or bvehavioral context. The word was coined in the early nineties in the Backstage host (moderator) conference (forum) on the WELL, to refer to anyone who was a real handful for a host to deal with or "moderate," including other hosts or oldtimers.

(The term evokes the name of a wild mushroom, the idea of an enlarged ego, and the concept of being ballsy, but it is a pure coinage and not a derivation.
It's semi-affectionate.)

Usage: "If puffball goes off on a rant in the middle of the one-word-sentence game, how do I get him to take that energy someplace where we can respond to it, so the other users aren't all yelling at me to make him conform to the game?"

by gail February 17, 2004

Grizzly Puffball

After you fuck a girl you dislike,you make her swallow 1 can of Grizzly smokeless tobacco,then place a plastic bag over her head and make her throw up the tobacco on herself.

"Man I fucked that bitch Tracy last night and gave her a Grizzly Puffball."

by JB239 February 14, 2009

puffjacker

A person who likes to smoke any kind of shit just to puff something.

She gives head for a joint,what a puffjacking whore
That puffjacker,John, made me smoke weed

by Maniack February 19, 2006