psychic vampire

one who uses subtle persuasion techniques and passive aggrassive behavior to manipulate other while taking the high road to self-righteous indignation.

these "psychic vampires" usually misuse the term when labeling someone a psychic vampire and are typically the real psychic vampires themselves.

Good Dude: "Hey, since I made coffee yesterday so it could be ready for you once you got ready, would you put a pot on while I hop in the shower?"

Real Psychic Vampire: "Fuck you, you psychic vampire, you only did something nice for me yesterday so I would be in your pocket today and could guilt me into making you coffee!"

GD: "Dude, you asked me yesterday the same way I'm asking you today, as a nice favor, but whatever man, if you're going to get bent out of shape I can just make my own when I'm out. (under breath: Paranoid Fuck.)"

RPV: "Fine, Psychic Vampire."

by anabolic a August 26, 2006

Psychic-Warrior

The Psychic-Warrior is a Psion who leaves the path of normal Psions, and goes to pursue other ways. The Psychic-Warrior has the powers of all the other classes of Psions, but is less skillful at his powers. Instead, he combines his limited power with lethal fighting techniques, and uses his psionic powers to increase his physical strength and stamina, as well as cushioning falls and blows, and predicting an enemy's actions.

The Psychic-Warrior is never trapped; he just needs to make a new exit.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

Psychico

Someone who is somewhat physic and also a little bit psycho

That girl is psychico she said "watch out for the clowns on Halloween" long before it came about.

by Shanti_legnalee January 24, 2018

Psychic Sex

We 2 people see each other across a room and both fantasize about having sex with each other so good and so for real that it's like their energy bodies really f*cked.

Carlos hasn't asked me out yet, but that MOMENT in chemistry class.... Girl, we've already had psychic sex!

by bootysatvah September 13, 2020

psychicmikasa

The swaggiest and coolest and awesomest and baefy and shawty asf 😲🙏🙏😵❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

“What do u think of psychicmikasa”
“They’re quite delicious methinks....”

by suspiciousimpostor February 23, 2021

Alarm-psychic

Someone who wakes up just seconds/minutes before their alarm goes off.

I woke up just one minute before my alarm went off this morning. I think I'm alarm-psychic!

by Terry the Tog December 16, 2013

Psycho psychic

people think they're really psychic and there really kind of crazy so I call him psycho psychics. They want to be special and they want to run your life there psycho psychics.

talked to that girl/guy again that psycho psychic and she's predicting my future damn psycho psychics out there !

by Thornova April 13, 2020