Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011

ProJared

A total douchenozzle who would rather cheat on his wife than be a normal game reviewer. He is absolute scum, and should be treated like such. He is an unfunny asshole.

ProJared is an absolute cocksucking dickhole.

by Hulkenstein May 9, 2019

ProJared

A once great YouTube who has been caught cheating on his wife and sending nudes to minors

Man 1: Did you hear about ProJared?
Man 2: Yeah... I used to love him.

by PenisJared May 9, 2019

petarded

A slang commonly used by those who observe the misuse or "rushing" of units known as petards in Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings.

That was so damn petarded!

by Massive Johnson Esquire February 23, 2003

ProJared

A formerly successful YouTube video game reviewer who strikes a perfect balance between cheating on his wife and sending nudes to underage fans to effectively ruin his career and his marriage. He is also a professional small dick owner and certified awful person!

1: Woah dude, did you hear about ProJared running a Tumblr and Snapchat to elicit and send nudes to fans, or about how he cheated on his wife?

2: No way man, that's crazy... Kind like his wife Heidi O'Ferrall!

by Bootyeatingbandit694 June 26, 2019

poptarded

an individual who is totally clueless in all things pop culture

If you say Tom who? you're poptarded

by Joe Brasch, Logan Heftel 2007 June 3, 2007

rotarded

Something that is rotated an undesirable amount around some axis.

Portmanteau of rotated and retarded.

FFS, this photo is rotarded. Haven't facebook heard of EXIF metadata?

by iddles December 28, 2010