Prostate Exam

Prostate Exam is an exam where a doctor digitally examines your prostate.

Guy -Hey man, when I went to my Prostate Exam and you said it was a digital exam, you really should have specified that digital meant his fingers and not numbers.
Friend- You ok?
Guy- I don’t wanna talk about it

by DD Alwhiney May 18, 2019

Prostate Fizz

That feeling you get when you see or feel something that makes you horny. It often Pre-empts a Boner. It is felt in the perineum (gooch) for a brief split second. You can only experience this if you have a penis (to my knowledge) also known as penis base fizz.

I came across a pair of titties that I quite enjoyed and the result of this was prostate fizz.

by TheRobe February 12, 2013

unpaid prostitute

A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.

From SNL parody of Girls:

Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!

by Lorelili December 18, 2013

Princess gone Prostitute

Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.

That bitch with her leggings, knee-high boots, and exposed bra is a total princess gone prostitute.

by princess not prostitute August 30, 2011

prospefity

when dopey right-wingers try to tweet about prosperity

Senator Mike Lee tried to scold everybody about how representative democracy isn't the objective of voting. In addition to being a cunt Mr. Lee misspelled "prosperity" as "prospefity" and proceeded to get deeply ratioed and dragged online.

by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

prosumer

Adjective: of a quality often acceptable to both professional and consumer users. Esp. referring to electronic equipment (camcorders, tape decks, etc.)

I wanted something nicer than a $500 consumer camcorder, but I couldn't afford a $50,000 professional camcorder, so I bought a $2,000 prosumer camcorder.

by dolby January 12, 2004

prostitary

Secretary doing sexual favours to her boss for money, gifts, etc... Hybride of 2 words: secretary and prostitute. Some use secretute for this matter

Well, let"s start from my sweetie eversmiling prostitary (Boris Boston)

by mzu December 23, 2008