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russian proposal

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
by sukkon September 29, 2022
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Fatin Type Proposal

An extremely mediocre and bad proposal - usually without a ring
“Oh no did u see how sadman proposed maisha? It was so bad so fatin type proposal NO RING”
by baluchanadebopriyokumarsanu December 15, 2024
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Bowl Proposal

The act of proposing with a packed bowl. Similar to raising a toast.
Did you see the Bowl Proposal at the wedding?
by MADTOWNTERMZ May 8, 2022
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proposal whore

someone who is proposing the very first person agreeing to go on a date with
Have you heard what Steve did last night ?
-No what?
He proposed that girl he went on one date with last night.
-Oh yeah, Steve is such a proposal whore, he does that with every girl he goes on a date!
by thewordinventioner December 5, 2021
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National proposal day

Sam Proposed to his girl, because of National Proposal Day!
by rawr163 November 1, 2021
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Montana Proposal

A Montana proposal is where you shit into a jar, and send it to the lady, man, or other of your choice. If the recipient sends the jar back, then the proposal is accepted.
Jimmy: hey, I just sent Sally a Montana proposal.
John: Nice man, you get anything back yet?
by Callmecaleb October 21, 2020
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Magician's proposal

A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual
Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?
by vibrant mass May 15, 2020
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