Proctologist

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Proctologizing

To make and apology for being and ass.

I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!

Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.

by Tulip Juicyfruit August 25, 2010

Proctosaurus

Dinosaur version of the well known porn star, Christopher Proctor.

Pussy

Pussbag

Really really gay.

Yo what's that Proctosaurus thing?

Oh don't worry thats just the dinosaur version of Christopher Proctor, the porn star.

oh, I heard he's a fucking pussy

You got that right.

by Fuck Chris Proctor September 16, 2012

Proctomity

- (n) name of a group of socialites who are friends since middle school and doesn't let in outsiders to join the party.

- (adj.) used by the group to describe the LGBT community in a discreet way

"Hey, can I join your Proctomity group?" "No, it's exclusive and I don't think anyone has joined as an outsider"

by YallKnowWhoItIsRight June 14, 2019

ProctorOfWar

The term used when describing gay foreplay when one man ejaculates inside another mans rectum, and then sips it with a straw.

I ProctorOfWar'd him!

by EnderRagnar June 1, 2023

Tyler James Proctor

Treat this guy like a god. Nobody could even compare to his greatness...also his dick is soooo huge!!

Tyler James Proctor... “no way! Dick is big as hell!”

by The Best Ones January 29, 2019

proctocol

The medical procedures proscribed for proctological examinations.

John was concerned that his doctor was giving him the blue glove treatment at his annual physical because he was only 32. His doctor explained that he was following standard proctocol.

by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010