procrastibating

When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.

Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project

by McCrackhead September 13, 2010

Procrastibaying

Making purchases on ebay as a form of procrastination when you should be studying for exams.

hey man how are your property notes going
not so good man, I just spent four hours procrastibaying and bought nine shirts

by LexGU June 14, 2011

Procrastivaping

To delay or postpone an action by the act of vaporizing marijuana or marijuana concentrates

I was supposed to start my Sociology project, but I ended up procrastivaping instead.

by YungDabzberry November 9, 2011

Procrastimeming

Avoiding something that you really should be doing, by looking at memes.

"Dude, you look wrecked"

"Yeah, I was supposed to pack last night, but was up until dawn procrastimeming"

by jinxinferno April 30, 2012

Procrastigramming

The act of procrastinating using programming. It could also mean the act of procrastinating your programming for activities and bulletin boards.

I have so much homework to do, so I am procrastigramming by doing my interactive passive for my floor.

by TamimiUrban February 16, 2015

Procrastinating

I'll do this later.

I'm not procrastinating this definition, I swear.

by Edge Master 420 March 17, 2017

Procrastitating

When you have homework due tonight but you’d rather whack your wee wee

“Wanna help me on the science project.”

“I haven’t started yet, I’ve been aggressively procrastitating the whole day.”

“Same man, I’ve been stroking the pipe since three”

by Cr18 September 19, 2018