Dave: Did you and Elizabeth make love last night?
Ian: Nah, she was bleeding profusely from the vagina, but at least I won the tonsillation prize.
Ian: Nah, she was bleeding profusely from the vagina, but at least I won the tonsillation prize.
by The Glandlord April 14, 2020
The stereotypical white girl, sweating some black or hispanic guy's dick. This creature is usually very over-weight, has frizzy blonde hair with black roots, which is often worn in cornrows or sometimes it will flat twist it's hair to appear more ghetto. Will sometimes change the spelling or pronunciation of its name, to appear more ethnic. It will usually speak with a fake southern accent because it thinks it sounds cool & more "hood". Often seen in bubble jackets, tight jeans, and uptowns, dragging along 3 or more mixed raced kids.
by BxWhat December 11, 2008
Succeeding in doing something which would be extremely cool, but in fact doesn't work, which fact should be obvious.
"Imprint Time Walk on Isochron Scepter. Good game?"
"..."
"See, I get all the rest of the turns..."
"You win the prize. Good job."
"..."
"See, I get all the rest of the turns..."
"You win the prize. Good job."
by Hukuma Xpyweb September 5, 2004
Describes the token (attractive) female in a predominately male environment, such as an engineering department. Typically the center of unwanted advancements and conversely a target of opportunity for her male colleagues.
"I heard Laura is studying mechanical engineering at Purdue... She's gonna be the prized pig of all the nerds."
"Finally, a cute girl showed up in the office."
"She's not that good, you're just getting desperate."
"Fuck it, I'm going poaching for my prized pig."
"Finally, a cute girl showed up in the office."
"She's not that good, you're just getting desperate."
"Fuck it, I'm going poaching for my prized pig."
by High Speed and Hooah December 27, 2012
by Kristine Stobert November 20, 2007
a piece of clothing that you obtain as a result of spending the night at someone's place, or them spending the night at your place.
"Damn...where did you get that serape?
"It's a shack prize from that guy who I met last Saturday at the Cinco de Mayo party. He forgot it when he snuck out on Sunday morning."
"It's a shack prize from that guy who I met last Saturday at the Cinco de Mayo party. He forgot it when he snuck out on Sunday morning."
by duckling350 November 6, 2005