scepter

a lacrosse stick

let me get you scepter so I can lax

by tejota June 13, 2010

scepter head

a descriptive term for a woman with a sexually appealing body, but who is unattractive from the neck-up; i.e. ...everything looks good 'cept her (scepter) head

Dude 1: Man check out the body on THAT stripper!
Dude 2: Yeah...but she is a total scepter head.
Dude 1: Who cares? I bet she gives a mean lap dance.

by HemlockBrock September 4, 2008

Scepter Boobs

A woman who is unattractive except for her breasts. Used as a figure for the phrase 'except her boobs.'

Laura is a 'scepter boobs.' She's ugly, 'cept her boobs!

by Nicole and Casey September 9, 2009

scepter face

A girl with a smoking hot body and an ugly face (i.e. Everything looks good scepter face.)

Matt, "That girl has a really hot body, but her face is ugly."

Jeff, "Yeah she's a scepter face."

by dooshkanew August 22, 2009

Flesh Scepter

Another term for a cock, particularly one that is displayed proudly.

We were making out on the couch when I decided to speed things up a bit by pulling out my flesh scepter. It was all over after that

by B. Perm January 23, 2011

meat scepter

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more

by Juan john January 19, 2019

Meat Scepter

A weird funny way to say “penis” or “dick lol

“Don’t make me pull out my Meat Scepter”
Or
*Pulls out Meat Scepter*

by four.ethan March 27, 2019