Private Parts

Soldier of the lowest military rank, pvt. Parts.
Can be a dick sometimes; occasionally a pussy.

"Where's Private Parts? "

"I don't know. He's AWOL again"

by Whoopty Doo! March 1, 2020

private skittles

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.

skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

Private Parts

The word used to describe penis, balls, vagina, anus and boobs in a useless and misunderstood way (especialy using the word to "teach" children) and usually what parents tell their children not to let strangers touch

child: momy what are these?

mother: oh sweetums those are your private parts!

child: well... what are private parts?

mother: private parts are the parts of our body that we kept private sweety.

child: why do we have them?

mother: hmmm, well we use them to...

father: to stick my fat cock in your mothers tight pussy son.

by Aynos November 22, 2011

Private eye

When you are fucking your girl from behind and pull out before blowing your load. You then take aim spunking in her eye as she looks back at you wondering why you don't want to give her a cream pie.

Dude#1:. How come your gf is squinting?
Dude#2: I have here the private eye last night.

by mafiaMike July 1, 2018

private chat

The thing fucking used when you want to talk to one fucking person; not a fucking group chat.

"Oh,have you ever heard of private chat?"

by IWANTTOFUCKINGKMS December 3, 2017

private story

A story for people you actually like and you post stuff about your personal life

Joe : do you have one of those private story’s

Me : yeah

Joe : add me , bro !

by Grace gelling July 7, 2019

private browsing

1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.

2) Jacking off

Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean

1) Private browsing is a super invention

2) Woman: whatcha doin?
Man: Private browsing

by mac-lovin January 19, 2008