prisoners

A group of lucky people who support amazing boy band The Wanted.
The name was created by one of the members, Tom Parker.

"We are so so lucky to be prisoners."
"Yeah, hope they can reunite."

by daffyjol May 14, 2015

Tara preisser

The most awesome girl ever. This is actually so awesome. I’m bored tbh but love u anyway. I don’t feel like going to bed but whateves. I’m super excited to play sims tommorow. Okay lols bye love u

We should totally watch gossip girl tommorow

Tara preisser: Yea totally turn after we can play sims

by rosegirl865 October 27, 2019

Prisoner Pickle

1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.

2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.

In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.

by William Teach February 10, 2020

Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.

Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.

by kbair February 22, 2012

soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire

My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018

button presser

A bitch that be relentlessly pressing your buttons

Meredith is a professional button presser. She be getting on my motherfucking nerves!

by AvariceXIV February 25, 2019

Put my prisoner in your brig

A man's plea for a woman to let him have sex with her; the act of intercourse.

"Come on, girl, please let me put my prisoner in your brig!"

by snookywookums February 4, 2008