Potato 

A term used to refer to a new page of the webcomic Homestuck on said webcomic's forums in place of the word 'update', to signify that the page has already been up for some time, so that people do not attempt to check for a new page when they have already seen it.

Oh man, you guys, I laughed so hard at the newest potato.

Potato by SirJorb January 1, 2012

Potato 

The best damn thing that has ever happened to humanity.

I like potatoes, because they are life.

Potato by Daas Potatoez June 6, 2017

Potato 

The almighty ruler of everything, eating it will only cause it to build a city inside your body, except without the superpowers like fry gained when he had worms.

"Potato 0wnz j00" "RESPECT THE MIGHTY POTATO"

Potato by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Potato 

A very mean (but always funny) way of describing the appearance of somebody with Down's syndrome. Popular on r/ImGoingToHellForThis

hee hee hee potato

Potato by potatopotatopotatoman October 16, 2012

Potato 

something idiots confuse with a tomato.

yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato?

Potato by Laura July 4, 2003

Potato 

An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.

Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."

Potato by Kendra Hobbs December 28, 2005

Potato 

1.A vegetable
2.An insult

1.Tim: You're a big fat potato
2.Tim: You're a big fat potato

Potato by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014