potatis

A potatis is a swedish word, meaning that you are completely useless. Originally the word translated to potatoe in English, but that meaning has been lost.

You are such a potatis, failing to throw a granade properly without killing your friends.

by The iron fist of fury February 4, 2018

Assed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

Diddly-dee Potatoes

The way an Irishman speaks

"This is haw a Scotsman speaks. "Helleo, Haw are ya? Great pleasure te be heere."

This is haw en Aerishman speaks. "Diddly-dee potatoes"" --Danny Bhoy

by Definemethis August 29, 2012

Potatopusher

A Person who is amazing, smart and breaks the attractiveness scale.

Person 1: Wow! Look at that guy!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a real potatopusher!

by Wabble May 19, 2013

Potatosexual

When a person likes a potato a little bit more than your average person

You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual

by Potate is watching September 23, 2017

Potatoism

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

Potatoesies

Another word for a homosapien or human

My friend larry is a potatoesies

by Newwordsforyou December 3, 2019