Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.

Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.

Portal Poop by MGTOW Black January 13, 2024

Portal theory

The act of shooting one’s sperm, breaking the speed of sound and ripping black hole, teleporting down into one’s mouth and “accidentally” swallowing it.

Yo did you hear that Logan believes in Portal theory.

Portal theory by El Choso November 8, 2025

Portal Gun is top 1

A statement from the Supreme Duelist Stickman(Discord Server) community so utterly obvious and a dominant opinion saying it is trife and the only people who would refute such a claim are supposedly ragebaiting.

"Portal Gun is top 1." Says Alex.

"No shit, Sherlock." Replies Bob.

Portal Gun is top 1 by BadMoralsParty May 17, 2026

ass portal 

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.

"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"

ass portal by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014

organic portal 

A person who serves no purpose other than to eat and shit.
A moron. A shithead. A fuckstick. An idiot. A dumbass.

That dude Ed is nothing but an organic portal.

organic portal by wrenchingking January 25, 2012

Butt Portal 

Magical portal of the butt-ox of which many different things can enter and exit.

Datmodz is getting a tattoo of a treasure goblin entering his butt portal.

Big John just took that guys butt portal to sexy land.

Butt Portal by iEUnbreakable April 13, 2014

The Portal 

The Portal is a nick name for triple c's, it single hand idly defines a high that is almost unexplainable unless you've been there.

YO Wtf doood, im a box deep in the portal. straight zooted.

The Portal by dailygrind January 18, 2010