Poota/ Puta

a hor/whore/prostiitute/amber lemon

you are such a poota/ puta!

by michaela! and lydia! February 1, 2006

Pooter Hood

A fat girl's lowest fat roll, closest to the pooter, aka twat, pussy, ill na na, etc.

Don't be shy, lift up that pooter hood, theys some good pussy under there!

by Sistahray September 25, 2008

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

The Pooter

The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.

Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!

by The World Famous Pooter January 13, 2009

POOTA

ACRONYM:
Pulled Out of The Ass.

I'm not going to debate you any further if you can't tread on facts, instead of POOTA statistics.

by wrenchmonkey August 3, 2013

Protaector

The name of a specific group of Ok Taecyeon stans who manipulate words inorder to incorperate his name into everyday speech.

Girl 1: "I love Taecyeon! I'm a protaector!"
Girl 2: "One of the original seven?"
Girl 1: "No."
Girl 2: "Then you're not a protaector"

by Gyul January 26, 2011

pooter hooch drippings

Used to describe a female dog menstratating and the discharge of excrement.

I can't believe all of the pooter hooch drippings Fifi left on the rugs and carpets today!

by tastiboi January 28, 2010