eye pollution

Something which is asthetically challenged and is not pleasing to the eye causes eye pollution. In simple english that is ugly.

Kea: "Hey yo montenique check that girl out she nasty"
Montenique: "oh yeah that's hayliegh, she's a grenade dude"
kea: "hahahahaha.... EYE POLLUTION..Ouch!"

by KingJerry November 1, 2011

sonic pollution

noise pollution of all forms; from your townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer, to the car beside you at the stop light ('the thumping kind') blasting you you with their "soul" sounds, and 500W system in a broom closet space! (thanks for sharing!!)

no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!

supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!

sonic pollution had me making a beeline for the bucolic!

those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!

sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!

by michael foolsley September 15, 2012

gym pollution

Anyone showing improper gym etiquette which can consist of but not limited to: People who believe that Going to the gym revolves around having a Gold's Gym photo shoot while everyone else is trying to workout. Also those individuals who love having deep conversations during their exercise regiment via in person or text. Furthermore, gym pollution can be defined as anyone being unproductive in a productive environment such as the weight room, studio, or gym.

What's with all the selfies, checking in, and texting your girlfriend you're working out? You embarrass me with your gym pollution dude. Work out, break a sweat, and taking so many breaks on your phone.

by JesusofSuburbia March 5, 2015

poonation

An interjection closely related to the slightly archaic damnation. An emphatic word, which combines the associations of both excrement and having one's soul irreparably bound to hades.

Mate: Hey, apparently you're getting fired this afternoon for starting that rumour that the boss whitens his teeth.

You: Poonation.

by Horace van der Khute October 22, 2009

Recovery poosition

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

by Zonal K November 11, 2019

pollution

When teenage girls speak about drama in their lives. Examples include; spreading rumors, trash talking, talking about boys, etc.

"hey, did you hear Amelia was being a bitch last night"
"stop polluting, Becky"

"did you hear about the pollution Becky was spreading about Amelia last night"
"holy shit yeah, she's such a bitch"

by pollution god May 28, 2019

thread pollution

The act of posting ridiculous comments that are within the thread topic, but are so blatantly distorted to suit the opinion of the contributor only. All others in the forum can not reasonably convince the polluter that their logic is off base and they continue to post the same comments over and over in multiple threads, hoping that someone will finally agree with them and tell them they are 100% correct.

(thread #1) kwnger1371: i tink dat dere be none air in the sky

other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?

kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.

other: Thread pollution is all you do.IBTL

admin: This one is done.

(thread #2) kwnger1371: i tink dat dere be none air in the sky
other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?

kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.

other: Yet again, more thread pollution.

and on and on and on and on....

by Bandit76 April 7, 2006