The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.
College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?
College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;
College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!
College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;
College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!
by Meghatron July 18, 2011
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by Captn Pants December 8, 2015
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Did you hear about Linda? She’s doesn’t know how to wipe her ass correctly now she’s stuck with a pooty goochy.
by MasonMc January 15, 2019
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I'm a poofter basher and I hate all fucking gay faggots.
If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.
If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.
by de-pube June 17, 2023
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The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.
The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.
You missed again...shooty pooty!
Shooty Pooty, you lost.
(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.
Shooty Pooty, you lost.
(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.
by Phoenix_Fire January 24, 2011
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No poofter’s allowed here so beat it queer..with your pink shirt and fag sandals.
No poofter’s allowed here so beat it queer..with your pink shirt and fag sandals.
by de-pube November 30, 2021
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