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jimbo ponder

The best maintenance man known. Born in 1966. Originally from Tulsa Oklahoma, he currently resides in Denton County Texas.
Jimbo Ponder fixed our A.C. this summer. (Maintenance )
by Fact Checked February 4, 2017
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Panzersnack

A nickname for the WW2 M4 Sherman tank.
Sherman tanks were profitable to the ally invasion, but were weak, making them a delicious panzersnack.
by junkyardjones November 3, 2010
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ponderances

Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.
Kevin often played the guitar to keep his mind from unpleasent ponderances.
by Kevin Gerrit Roelofs April 18, 2004
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Ponderosa

A meeting to discuss issues in friendship. Coined by Jackie Christie.
"Tammy and Evelyn are friends now?! I can't believe they're having a ponderosa without me!"
by Shaun-Andru July 1, 2017
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ponderosa high school

A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.
Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.
by Haha what I say is true February 28, 2017
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Poner el cuerno

Le voy a poner el cuerno a mi novia con aquella vieja (I'm going to cheat my girl with that chick)
by Victor Flores Elizondo June 11, 2006
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Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"
The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`
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