petering

The act of creeping on adolescent females in an extremely intoxicated state, with the hope of success, however always doomed to failure.

i was petering in dandelion the other night, tried to mooch rachel gardiner 16 times. Just as well i got rejected im a terrible man for the whiskey dick if experience tells.

by the night stalker 3000 October 23, 2012

Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Pustering

The act of anal seepage most common of horny male or female age 13-40 who have recently received anal. Normally leaves the anus sore,wet, and red. Symptoms include lots of orgasmns and liquid squirting out the anus.

Person: Dylan why are you always pustering in your pants after anal.

by Nikolia03 March 8, 2016

Pondering Panda

Some one who his often in deep thought yet cool and cute like a panda

Jordan :"why does he look like that?"
Foster:"that is cause he's thinking, he a pondering panda"
Jordan"Oh that is why he all so cute"

by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018

postering

Generally defined only as a noun, "to poster" is the act of taking a flyer or poster and attaching it to a surface with tacks , tape, magnets, staples or other methods.

DANG YA'LL ! Can you believe Fritz has been postering Austin Texas for over 20 years?

by Motorblade October 25, 2009

petering

To have a conversation with sombody and then throw up half way through and then continue with the conversation.

Peter was petering whilst telling me a story about a man named jesus

by inverted_guy January 20, 2006

Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011