Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time

"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"

by wieskakasia September 15, 2022

Poltergeistic

A word describing something ghostly, whether it be used as an adjective or an adverb.

Guy 1: Did you see that? That kid just fazed right through the wall! It was so...poltergeistic!
Guy 2: What

by msmfart March 28, 2023

Poltergeisted

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.

Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here

by Gastly April 23, 2023

Poltergeisting

When someone has no interesting in going on another date but keeps texting like they do.

Ug, this guy says he wants to go out, but anytime I ask when, he says he's busy. I think he's poltergeisting me

by ToxxicGlitter June 18, 2023

Poltergeist

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.

known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.

currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.

"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."

"same old guy."

by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023

food poltergeist

Means a fart

A food poltergeist is a word to describe a deadly and loud fart

by Supernova2867 May 20, 2022

Project Poltergeist

A DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) funded…Black Project…using reverse engineering technology to literally spy on anyone anywhere using ghosts aka the dead.

I have been a target of DARPA funded Project Poltergeist for many years now, stationed at Ensign-Bickford Aerospace & Defense (EBAD) in Moorpark California.

by theBlackSheep February 14, 2026