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Politifag

Boomers, Zoomers and all others that waste time with boring and unfunny political postings or definitions non stop.
Man, Karen has been such a massive politifag lately; go politifag somewhere else
by Teddy Bros December 23, 2020
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Politicians

1) The REAL, most dangerous gang in the United States. Will do anything to get anything, regardless if they're unsure if they really even want it, so long as they anticipate some sort of prestigious accolade, or better yet, money, as a result.

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2) Magicians. Take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire space-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).
The politicians came to these projects about 4 years back. all of the other gangs quickly left. remaining residents immediately became too poor to eat and died.

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..how come all of that money is literally nowhere?
by cyanide_nights July 5, 2011
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polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz

Hi, so you are dead inside because something happened, and now you still have that project to do and you just want some how to find support, what do you do? First you went to google, YAY now your problems will be solved by the internet. Next you searched "I'm dead inside", it took you to memes and a song, BOO. You try typing random things to the search bar. And then you reach a word that UrbanDictionary.com has not defined yet so you, are now here adding a definition.
How are you?
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Oh that bad huh?
by Etan888 March 14, 2018
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Popcorn Police

Popcorn Police are the armed guards who work at the movie theater. Their main function is active shooter situations and to protect the theater staff. However, sometimes they get bored and chase noisy teenagers out of the movies. Or catch kids sneaking into the theater or into other movies after theirs has ended.
"I don't want to sneak into this movie. The Popcorn Police will catch us!" "The Popcorn police are eyeballing our group. We better be quiet."
by Valhalla MMA April 22, 2019
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Political Jerry

A Political Jerry is someone who’s gullible and of dangerously low political intellect who lets their significant other or friend group change/manipulate their beliefs in a quick manner. The difference between most people and a Political Jerry is they start believing what ever is being told to them and start pretending to be a political scientist. Political Jerries will do things like post odd/cringey/false political stuff on social media, show up to protest/rallies they know nothing about about, and attempt in debating people who are more educated or qualified than them but always end up looking stupid.

Political Jerry’s are prone to getting upset/emotional when being corrected, made fun of (for posting dumb political stuff), or losing a debate they started. They don’t like to be told them and their “source(s)” of knowledge are wrong because they already feel intellectually vulnerable.

A Political Jerry is the most dangerous thing to democracy because they’ve shown their inability to think on their own, do proper research, and prefer to be told what to think.
Ever since Christina started hanging out with her new friends, she’s become a Political Jerry since all she does these days is talk about Pro-Russian politics. We asked her to point out Russia on a map and she pointed to Argentina.

Mark grew up mainly republican until he met his girlfriend a year ago. Now he’s become Political Jerry constantly uploading liberal stuff to his social media and in his group chats.

Our buddy Chris keeps has been a real political Jerry these days. He keeps getting all offended and emotional after getting made fun of for sending us either incorrect/inaccurate political memes. I don’t get it, he does this often and it’s a cycle that occurs often with him.
by Smallestdaddylongleg July 27, 2023
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Hong Kong Police

The Hong Kong Police is a retarded government organisation who's head is the great retarded Carrie Lam, which, in fact, is the puppet of the CCP.
The Hong Kong Police beats and shoots at people, they are so retarded that they have the 'People's Armed Police', which are retarded as well, with them, and as always, Chinese are entitled as fuck, they think they're the best, and deserve everything, and it's spreading to the Police as well, the police take's stuff (steal), and only will someone pay back if it is being recorded
A: Dude, look out, there are PoPos out there.
B: What's a PoPo?
A: Hong Kong Police Dumbass
by SkyHawkGuy June 7, 2020
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yellow nail polish pinky

The yellow nail polish pinky was a trend started on TikTok for lesbians to have a subtle way to spot each other in the wild and can be performed by painting one’s pinkies with yellow nail polish. There are other color pinkies for other sexualities.
“Do you see her yellow nail polish pinky? She’s definitely a lesbian.”
by sapphrog July 1, 2021
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