arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

V-Plates

Virginity (esp. a woman's), deriving from the L-Plates used by "learner" drivers.

Hermione and Brad are going at it like rabbits man.
I thought she still had her V-Plates?
Nope. Graduated from them a while ago.

by Harry Moses January 4, 2009

dinner plates

A term used to describe unusually large nipples

"My last girlfriend had really small breasts.. but her nipples were dinner plates!"

by laraleigh February 14, 2005

Pontius Pilates

A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.

He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.

by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012

v plates

virgin, has not yet had sexual intercourse, not "broken in"

"look kates still got her v plates"
"yeah but she takes it in the arse instead!"

by chumley September 17, 2003

polate

An impoverished person who is often tardy when required to be somewhere at a specific time.

Man, I can't trust Kyle, he's such a polate.

by Shane Hodgson June 29, 2008

dinner plates

fat ass nipples

man i saw her tits n' shes got the dinner plates

by justin c. October 21, 2003