Plasters radio

Covered in spunk

Paul “I saw Sharon’s holiday photos, in one of them she looks like a plasterers radio”

Chaz “ plasterers radio? Was she working while she was away?”

Paul “ that’s one way to put it, working her lips around plenty of cock and getting men to shoot their whack all over her”

Chaz “dirty old slag”

Plasters radio covered in seaman

by Paz1878 November 12, 2022

ass plaster

when one's ass is crusty from scabs or shit

Stevens road rash was so bad when it began to heal it looked like he had ass plaster

by curtmagurt August 5, 2013

An Abigail plaster

When you put a plaster on something that really does not need it.

An Abigail plaster is when you put a plaster on a sore toe or any other part of your body that has no visible inflammation or blister or reason which would normally warrant it. The only rationale being to pamper the aura (and get a bit of attention).

by iAndre February 23, 2011

plasterer's pocket

Phrase used to describe the dryness of one's mouth in the morning,after a night out on the beer.

"Christ,I've got a hangover from hell and a mouth like a plasterer's pocket"

by J Strummer September 6, 2006

plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

by ppainter November 4, 2011

flipping a plaster bowl

Violently masterbating spraying ejaculate all over the room you are currently in

Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.

by RealTheTud September 28, 2013

Face like a Plasters radio

When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.

I'd make her face like a plasters radio.

by akira1310 May 12, 2018