assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.

Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.

by Kingleil May 8, 2018

Snow Plowing

When a man cream pies into another man or woman, and another man follows behind engaging in sexual activity with said man or woman, pushing the cum deeper inside.

"Hey, Ben come on over and snowplow this dude when I'm done, hes begging for more," Mike insisted.

"O man! sounds like a good time, your cum will work like lube," said Ben.

"Ohhhh yea, I love snow plowing," said Mike.

by The dock master November 30, 2018

Shit-Pooping

When your playing a game but your shit is turtling out of your ass so you go to the toilet, pinch a little off, and wipe to save time and get back to the game quicker.

You: Oh crap man I got to poop
Friend: But we are in a competitive match, we need you.
You: Don't worry I'll go Shit-Pooping

by GoldNate May 29, 2023

Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011

pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

pooping off

Jacking off whilst pooping.

Trent: Mom, don't interrupt me while I'm pooping off
Trent's mom: Sorry son
Trent's Dad: hurry up, I wanna poop off too
Trent: Wait your turn

by Yung Pizza May 6, 2014

poping

Drinking large amounts of Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide (DXM)based cough syrup, and then embarking on an adventure while wandering around neighborhoods or parks all night. This is usually done while listening to Punk rock music from a portable jambox.

Todd, TJ, and Skelton spent a lot of time poping in the 80's

by Toddly September 11, 2006