A bunch of bored unlaid woman causing unwanted drama who will eventually piss you off and get you fired.
Hey Diana! Guess who i saw in Caesars last nite?
Who?
Tadd with his so called friend!
I am so bored, my husband won't touch me anymore!
I really don't want to be touched!
I really hate office politics, but i am usually the one who creates it!!
Oh! Linda you are so funny, we need to get together for lunch.
(Linda leaves the room)
Todd i really don't like her.
Huddle Huddle Whisper Whisper!
Who?
Tadd with his so called friend!
I am so bored, my husband won't touch me anymore!
I really don't want to be touched!
I really hate office politics, but i am usually the one who creates it!!
Oh! Linda you are so funny, we need to get together for lunch.
(Linda leaves the room)
Todd i really don't like her.
Huddle Huddle Whisper Whisper!
by Spirit Lady July 22, 2011
Get the office politics mug.Another name for "Old Politics" used by a Israeli celebrity called Yair Lapid who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, got lots of votes and turned into a lousy Politician (and possibly a Prime Minister in the future) in some small Banana republic in the east.
Yair Lapid: "I'm bringing you New Politics"
Fact: "Brings the oldest Politics in the book"
Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"
Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"
Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"
Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
Fact: "Brings the oldest Politics in the book"
Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"
Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"
Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"
Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
by Matans June 11, 2013
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by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008
Get the politics mug.any type of politics that is equivalent to the gesture of grabbing your cock and balls as a show of brute masculinity and power.
"The americans have once again managed to piss off most of the world with their cock-n-ball politics concerning(insert international political issue here)."
by C.W. Anderson III September 20, 2005
Get the cock-n-ball politics mug.A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.
A Democrat thinks he IS God.
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.
A Democrat thinks he IS God.
Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!
by Duck Mama March 15, 2005
Get the politics mug.Defines a style of political rule which insists on tricking the public and leaving a group of old men who are 'in bed' with each other and corporate lemons imposing their style of governance. This is usually coupled with an intense desire to make a grotesque mockery of their constituents and/or humanity.
Lemon Party Politicians like Dick Cheney want you to use a little tongue while you're getting fucked from both ends.
The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.
The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.
by Ginge R. Vitas December 30, 2014
Get the Lemon Party Politics mug.When politicians assert outrageous and boldfaced lies as if every person in their right mind knows they are true.
45 and his cronies all excel in the fine art of Up is Down Politics, otherwise known as pure bullshit!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
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