plean

intoxicating ones self with both alchol and marijuana, conjoin the word pissed and lean.

john drank all day then spoked a phat spliff, he was plean as a motherfucker!

by bruuuk May 20, 2007

plancakes

Another word mistaken for pancakes.

I want plancakes for breakfast.

by Alison Marines January 14, 2008

Pleasch

Pronounced: Pleesch or Pliesh

1)Requesting an action to be taken
2)Added on the end of a request as a sign of desperation

1) Pleasch can you give me that, ah pleasch
2)Pleasch can you give me that, ah pleasch

by I_am_an_Andrew July 7, 2005

Planck Length

The smallest known measurement in the universe. Also the size of ur dad's pp.

Person 1: Yo I bet ur pp is smoler than mine
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?

Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.

guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small

by TopGG April 25, 2022

Plean

When guys try to pee on the side of the toilet bowl with extra strength as an attempt to clean it

1: Did you accidentally open the door while Johnny was inside?
2: Yeah, he was doing a classic Plean, but sitting down.

by Nerd🤓🤓🤓 August 3, 2022

planck time

1) The moment when it is appropriate to chow down on some plankton...or a wood plank...whichever is your fancy.

It's planck time!!!!! Everybody make like a jump back and get into the ocean woooooooohooo!!!!!!!!!

by i'malwayswrite November 14, 2007

Plance

The act of playing an instrument while dancing. Coined by Rhett at Good Mythical Morning.

Play + dance = plance

You have an ability to plance or play music while dancing.

by Vumbolo July 21, 2017