plating

A sexual act wherein one partner lies face up on the floor with a plate of glass over their face, and the other shits on the glass.

by Nasty Sanchez October 11, 2003

planting twolips

The acting of planting two lips on to a location of another persons body, preferably an organ.

That girl is planting twolips on the end of my cawk!

by MrC. August 28, 2008

plating

paper plate option

Step 1 for plating option

Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.

Step 2

Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.

Step 3

Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.

Step 4

Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.

If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points

by Dr. LF June 18, 2009

plastine

A connoisseur of goods and services which are not for sale.

You need a life be like a plastine.

by Alfred Pennyworth September 21, 2008

Drunk Planting

when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.

Timmy was drunk planting last night.

by Sydalee July 11, 2007

plating

the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.

I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.

by Dan Gammon October 16, 2008

Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.

Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!

by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020