PLAP

Patrick's Long Ass Post

A social media post so long and wordy, it contains TWO "see more" links. A post so long you can land a plane on it.

"You don't have to write dumb ass peacocking PLAPs to get the attention of people online." - Landon Porter, The Sales Gorilla

"That long ass post? I don't read PLAPs." - Everybody

"Did Patrick PLAP again? I ain't reading no book!" - Unknown, but it's funny!

by AmyStarr September 18, 2019

Plap

Plap: a punch to the ass
Could take on the variations of a fist or boxing glove

She plapped him out of frustration.

by Dirtykirty July 20, 2022

Plap

A word when therapist doesn't know what's going on with you.

"what did the therapist say"
"I have plap, man"

by thatgayloser November 2, 2020

Plapped

Horizontal squirting done by slamming into the vagina at the exact same time she squirts

Wow he plapped me and it felt so good

by Beebee975 May 31, 2023

Plap

When you hit the male G spot

Omg i just got plapped so hard

by Fox_Jr September 17, 2019

Plap

The city of Portage la Prairie, a fucking bullshit place in Manitoba, the cops are jokes, the school system is the same, and a huge meth problem, it’s also called the city of possibility, but that’s because there’s nothing fucking here, we have a big coke can and a hockey stadium, a few bars, a shitty art gallery, and a museum about our history, and a bunch of retirement homes, so if you hate yourself, come by!

Yo did you hear the plap city rollers (roller skate team) disbanded because they didn’t have enough players

Eh whatever man it’s not like they were good anyways

by The canola man March 11, 2020

Plap

A beautiful word, satisfying and almost arousing this word gives my life meaning

Mr Bean is plappy

Wow that glob of paint just plapped onto the page

What made that plap noise?

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 12, 2020