ricardo picard

the sister of the dirty sanchez...the act of fingering a girl and wiping the "juice" across her moustache area

mostly for lesbian one night stands

I gave that girl a ricardo picard last night.

by Lauren Brooke January 6, 2012

picard maneuver

1.) N. - The act of straightening a leotard by grasping it above the waist and tugging it downwards decisively.

Upon taking command of the bridge, Jean Luc got comfortable in his seat by performing a Picard maneuver.

by Les Miller October 13, 2007

Putard

A person who is retarded in their ability to use a computer properly.

Can't type fast enough to keep up in chatrooms. Does'nt know what people are talking about when they are having conversations about pc's and software applications.

by Malcolm Bartlett - Freak July 21, 2003

pitaroll

Originated in the midwest(Kansas). Popular word used to describe a beatdown.

That nigga got pitaroll'd.

Watch this punk get pitaroll'd.

by Sud April 20, 2005

Picard maneuver

Tugging down the botton hem of your Starfleet uniform tunic, Jean-Luc style, after making a command decision.

"I'm going to the bathroom to do number 2. You have th bridge, Number One." (Execute Picard maneuver here).

by Kimber Mullen December 10, 2008

Pritard

The cuckhold retard driving the Prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to pass.

Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.

by toaster2944 May 24, 2011

petarded

family guy's,peter,sufers from this illness.petarded is the name of one of the episodes where peter finds out he is retarded.(I won't tell u the rest,it'll ruin it for u)

you're so petarded.

stop being such a petard.

by Ching January 8, 2006