Positive

A word that you never wanna hear from the doctor.

Doctor: Well, I looked at the test results...and dude, you're positive.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Really?

Doctor: Yeah.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Some Random Hot Sexy Guy October 7, 2008

Body positive

When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.

-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.

by Saurabh August 24, 2018

I'm HIV positive

A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.

Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.

by OMGary March 15, 2008

pisstivity

The universal measurement of how pissed off a person is

Marion reached the 10th level of pisstivity when her crack dealer bailed.

by jbinsandiego October 10, 2008

Pisstivity

1.related to anger; occurs when you are beyond mad but between physically hurting another's emotions

2.premad followed by violence

I am so beyond mad --this ain't the first time you have pissed me off into Pisstivity

by gemini05 April 15, 2008

positive vibes

When you feel so good and everything is goin good

I got some positive vibes right now. I feel so good like I am on drugs or something

by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016

Body Positive

Fat.

"We used to encourage morbidly obese people to exercise and watch their diet, now we're supposed to smile and support their Body Positive Tumblr blog".
Healthy at Every Size Who are you kidding obese

by The Drifter Elias Sampson January 25, 2018