Piddle

V. To look like you are doing something for multiple hours, while accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Johny piddled around in the sink all day, but the dishes are still dirty.

by Doctorwheauxdat April 19, 2011

piddle fart

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

by jaynedough April 3, 2017

Double pedal C

A note even lower than pedal F. It is so low that nothing can stop this note after it has come out.

“Chandler played a double pedal C and everyone around him turned to dust as if thanos snapped his finger.”

by Sax4Life April 4, 2019

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Piddle

Little kid word for urine; the act of urinating.

I have to make piddle; Shut up while I piddle.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003

Double Pedal Jesus Metal

Heavy metal music that is considered religious because of the meaning of the lyrics. Usually awesome when played live.

Guy: Hey have you ever heard of Dear Creator?
Girl: Heck yeah! I love that double pedal Jesus metal!

by Moe-Rawr April 14, 2010